February 2012
HOME FUCKING SICK !
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
sarahs-stash:
you know… a lot of people know that i smoke and are quick to call me a “pot head” and shit. but not once has anyone ever asked me WHY i smoke. and niggas, i dont even smoke that much weed aint cheap.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Mom: You’re all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D
Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on...
Shes beautiful.
Boring conversation
Person : hey
Me : hi
Person : what's up
Me : nun
Person : you bored?
Me : yea
Person : same
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
itotallyrelate:
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
That horrible moment when someone sneezes on you
itotallyrelate:
And your all
Once they realize what just happened, they’re all
And you are just there like
